ILoverCoser is a re-seller on Amazon™, hawking unlicensed cosplay masks (from China) as The Hulk, Captain America, Cat Woman, Maleficent, and even a Demogorgon. But it’s their Deadpool knitted over-the-head mask that really nails it. Only thing missing is the rest of the costume, guns, knives and a backpack loaded with guns and knives.
The product description: “Our mask is high quality knitted fabric and made by our artisan exquisite craftsmanship. This mask is perfect for masquerade, party and cosplay occasions. And, it’s a great addition to your wardrobe for a theater production or school play.” School play? Have they seen a Deadpool movie? They might wanna edit that last sentence.
So while we hop on over to Amazon™ and buy this $45.99 mask to use on Halloween, hanging out at 7-Eleven™ or a school play (click this), here are a few out now/upcoming horror/sci-fi movies that may or may not be loaded with guns and knives…
DINOSAUR PRISON / Out now (YouTube™)
“A detention facility houses caged prehistoric creatures.”
And those punk ass Jurassic lawbreakers should be locked up. But I wanna know what happened to the law enforcement officers who read ’em their rights.
ARTIFACTS OF FEAR / Out now (Tubi™)
“Enter a world of witches, murder and mayhem as two teens bite off more than they can chew, meddling in an infamous local antiques store where things are not what they seem. Experience a roller coaster of fun and fright in this Hammer™-inspired anthology.”
I liked this better when it was called Needful Things (1993).
YOU’RE NOT ME / Out now (Spain), Release pending US 2023 (VOD)
“After an absence of three years, Aitana makes a surprise return home at Christmas to find that her parents have replaced her with an unknown woman who is being treated like their daughter.”
Can’t tell you how many times my parents did that to me, usually when I stepped out to go to the store.
REDHEAD / October 30, 2023 (VOD)
“Cannibalism and depravity drive Autumn Blacksmith, now widowed, to engage in a relentless revenge binge. Will she kill every man around her?”
Better walk…gingerly…around her then. Heh.