WWE™ has been enthralling us for decades with the only TRUE sport — pro wrestling. But did you know they’ve produced 11 horror movies via WWE Studios™ since 2003? Combined with their action thrillers, they’ve done over 50 movies. And WWE Superstars™ in movies — horror, sci-fi, fantasy or not — is a winning PPV: Rowdy Roddy Piper (They Live, Hell Comes To Frogtown), Dave Bautista (Army of the Dead, Guardians of the Galaxy), John Cena (The Suicide Squad, Peacemaker), Diamond Dallas Page (The Devil’s Rejects), Goldberg (Santa’s Slay), CM Punk (Girl on the Third Floor), Kane (See No Evil), Triple H (Blade Trinity), and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (Black Adam), who Forbes™ named as the top-grossing actor of 2013, with his films bringing in $1.3 billion worldwide for that year.
And now, coming to WWE’s™ YouTube™ channel, is Chamber of Horrors, starring WWE Superstars™ Shotzi and Scarlett Bordeaux, who are launching a paranormal investigation show filmed at famously haunted locations. From the press release: Chamber of Horrors will air exclusively on the WWE™ YouTube™ channel and launches September 20, 2023. Confirmed locations include Pennhurst Asylum in Pennsylvania, a former asylum that has become very popular among paranormal investigators.”
So while we gird our loins (tuck in your gut) in anticipation of Chamber of Horrors, here are a few out now/upcoming horror movies that may or may not put you in a headlock…
MOUNT CHIAK / Out now (VOD, South Korea), Release pending 2023/2024 (VOD, US)
“An urban legend surrounding murders in which the bodies were chopped up and buried at a real location in Wonju. A Sangaja mountain bike group go to Mount Chiak where Min-Joon’s uncle has a vacation home to ride their bikes. After enjoying the off-roading ride, strange things began to happen to the party and it seems that something unidentified is chasing them. A desperate game for the Sangaja party to survive on Chiaksan Mountain begins.”
This one got an unexpected boost from the Wonju City government and local social groups, who protested the film could “hurt the public image of the mountain and the region.” They even went so far as to file for an injunction to ban the movie’s opening. You can’t buy publicity like that. Happy ending: the Seoul Central District Court turned down the application. In your face, local government and social groups.
THE GOLDSMITH / October 3, 2023 (VOD)
“Childhood friends and now adult criminals, Stefano, Roberto and Arianna concoct a simple plan: break into an elderly couple’s home and find the valuables in the old man’s hidden jewelry workshop. But not this night and not this house, as the doddering couple prove to be not nearly as helpless as they may seem. Underneath those wrinkles and elderly facades are two totally deranged killers, intent on greeting their new house guests in their own way. The thieves soon find themselves locked in a soundproof room, about to become guinea pigs for the couples mad experiments. They broke in, but can they survive long enough to break out?”
All elderly people have earned the right to be deranged killers. Sometimes it’s just not enough to yell, “Get off my lawn!”
SIX PSYCHO WOMEN / October 3, 2023 (VOD, Japan)
“After a car accident, Kayajima and Uwajima wander into a strange, but beautiful village. It’s there they meet six beautiful and mysterious women who seem at one with nature. Kayajima and Uwajima are imprisoned by the women and taunted and terrorized by them.”
Imprisoned by six beautiful, albeit psycho women? Not seeing a downside to this.
ROSWELL DELIRIUM / November 10, 2023 (VOD)
“During the 1980s the US is hit by a wave of nuclear attacks, and after the fallout those who remain pretend like everything is normal even though they are all experiencing radiation poisoning. A young girl named Mayday tries to make contact on a series of ham radios with her father who is in space on a shuttle mission. Instead of making contact she receives a intergalactic distress call from space that leads her on a journey to Spacerock, the land where Area 51 once was. She is exposed to severe levels of radiation and within days all of her organs start to fail. Knowing that medical treatment won’t help her mother Wendy brings her back to Spacerock to give her to the aliens in hopes that they may be able to save her.”
Some confusion here. DVDsreleases.com says Roswell Delirium was in theaters July 21, 2023 and the DVD is scheduled for an October 10, 2023 release. To further cause delirium, FilmAffinity.com says it came out January 1, 2023. However, IMBD.com says it comes out November 10, 2023. I checked all the streaming channels and Amazon.com, and no Roswell Delirium movie has yet been available for streaming and/or purchasing in physical form. Clearly, extraterrestrial interference.