Indie horror cult fav Circus of the Dead came out in 2014. You blinked and missed it. Then it came out in 2020 via VOD, where it lives to this day. You can quit blinking now. It was/is about a sadistic group of clowns who kidnap an unsuspecting man and his daughters, forcing him to play a deadly game in order to save his family. But the story didn’t/doesn’t end there as Circus of the Dead 2 is slated for a 2025 release…and they want you to be in it.
Here are the details: “Writer/director Billy ‘Bloody Bill’ Pon has teamed with streaming platforms Red Coral Universe™ and Launchpad6™ on a competition, in which the grand prize is an appearance in the movie as a featured victim of villainous Papa Corn and his band of killer clowns. Cameo appearances in a murder montage are also being offered, along with 10 internship roles including production assistant, special assistant to director, makeup, wardrobe, special effects and more. Winners must be 18 or older and able to travel to the shoot, which is scheduled to begin in late summer 2024 in the Midland/Odessa, Texas area.”
Key dates for the competition are as follows:
Entry Period: December 21, 2023 — January 31, 2024
Round One Voting: February 2, 2024 — February 16, 2024
Semi-Finals: February 19, 2024 — February 26, 2024
Finals: February 28, 2024 — March 6, 2024
Winners Announced: March 15, 2024
So while we all consider the irony that we’re all clowns in this movie called life and yet still want to be in Circus of the Dead 2 by clicking this, here are a few upcoming horror/sci-fi movies that may or may not want you in ’em…
THE HUMAN TRAP / January 12, 2024 (VOD)
“A group of naive teens whose hoped-for weekend outing turns into a deadly camping-trip-from-hell. Before they can sing the first stanza of ‘Kumbaya,’ the foursome are rounded up and taken to a makeshift medical lab where a deranged Christian ‘doctor’ and his evil assistant plan shocking medical experimentations on the captured teens. Infused with pitch-black humor, The Human Trap unleashes waves of shocking violence as the terrified teens fight for their lives.”
If you’re about to sing the first stanza of “Kumbaya,” then expect waves of shocking medical experimentations and/or shocking violence to come a’knockin’.
AGAK LAEN / February 1, 2024 (Indonesia)
“Four friends who manage a night market haunted house that is dying because it is no longer scary and boring. Gradually, a visitor came to their haunted house and died on the spot because he had a history of heart disease. They bury the body secretly and let its spirit wander. The haunted house is becoming scarier, but increasingly visited by visitors. They also have to avoid being chased by police investigations in order to make their haunted house ride a success.”
Actually, ending up wandering around haunted house in the afterlife has a sort of tangible appeal. P.S. The title translates to A Little Lot, which has no appeal whatsoever.
IN FROM OUTSIDE / Release pending 2024 (VOD)
“Three couples find themselves at a ’50s-themed roadside diner, when one by one, each of the patrons begin to disappear under mysterious circumstances.”
They’re all in the bathroom combing their hair into ’50s Flatops with Fenders, the Jelly Roll, or my go-to, Chicago Boxcar with a Boston Back. You can get ahead with a style like that.
AMSTERDAMNED II / RELEASE PENDING 2025 (VOD)
“A scuba-diving madman claims victims on and around the canals of the Dutch capital.
Amsterdamned came out in 1988. That’s almost 40 years ago. Apparently, some people just can’t let go of the past. P.S. Scuba divers in Netherlands canals are called plumbers.