For a mere pittance of $75,000.00 you can get a bottle of space whiskey, bourbon that’s been aged in space for a year. You’d think that concept was total science fiction, but it’s happening for real when Mystic Farm & Distillery™ in Durham, NC launches barrels of Galactic into outer space to ferment (or whatever bourbon does to turn into its magical self), and come back to Earth to make a splashdown in our cocktail glasses. Or sippy cups.
Notes of interest from the press release: “Galactic™ is made from a mash bill of 55 percent corn and 45 percent wheat (the grains are grown specifically for the distillery in Hillsborough, NC). The bourbon is currently aging in new charred oak 53-gallon barrels, which will be fortified with titanium hoops before being sent into space to ensure that they survive the journey. The whiskey will have to be dumped and then re-barreled into these same barrels before launch.” FYI: This Happy Hour for those flush with fun coupons is limited to 1,000 bottles.
You also get your bottle deposit back if the bourbon doesn’t make it through re-entry, or if extraterrestrials hijack the bounty and throw one helluva out-of-this-world Spring Break party on the moon or…Uranus. (Sorry — can’t help myself.) So while we drink a more down-to-Earth priced hooch (Leaf.TV says mass-market bourbon should never cost more than $25 per bottle), here are a few out now/upcoming horror/sci-fi movies that may or may not be as fun as getting drunk in outer space…
THE GROVE / Out now (Wicked Horror TV™), Summer 2023 (Mainstream VOD)
“Larry investigates the infamous Grove Hotel to uncover the circumstances surrounding his girlfriend Sarah’s mysterious death.”
In place of my usual snarky/pithy comments, this one was made by Futures Explored Film and Media Studio, which is a film school for adults with developmental disabilities. Most of the proceeds from the film go toward supporting the school and its mission. Check ’em out here.
STAN LEE / June 16, 2023 (Disney+™)
“Stan Lee will delve into the story of the titular man and his time and legacy at Marvel. It features clips and snippets from interviews with Stan Lee from over the years, as well as interviews with people who were close to him. Stan Lee was known as one of the most well-known names in comics for his time as a writer, editor, publisher, and producer at Marvel Comics. Before he passed in 2018, Lee would frequently make cameo appearances in Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. Some of his most famed collaborators include Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, and John Romita.”
Stan co-created Spider-Man, the X-Men, Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk, Ant-Man, the Wasp, the Fantastic Four, Black Panther, Daredevil, Doctor Strange, the Scarlet Witch, and Black Widow. I demand this documentary win an Academy Award™.
POOR THINGS / September 8, 2023 (Theaters)
“Bella Baxter, a young woman, is brought back to life by scientist Dr. Godwin Baxter. Under Baxter’s protection, Bella is eager to learn. Wanting to see more of the world, Bella runs off with Duncan Wedderburn, a slick and debauched lawyer, and travels across continents. Free from the prejudices of her times, Bella demands equality and liberation.”
And that’s Ms. Frankenstein to you.
CADDY HACK / October 2023 (VOD)
“A struggling golf course suffers a string of caddy murders at the paws of pesticide-mutated gophers, while the greedy owner of the facility tries to cover up the carnage and an unhinged groundskeeper wages all-out war on the vicious vermin.”
A nice twist on Caddy Shack (1980), one of the greatest movies ever made in the history of ever, made even more so with Al Czervik’s (Rodney Dangerfield) famous retort, “He called me a baboon — he thinks I’m his wife.” Priceless.