Three new one-sheets for the upcoming Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. This is just a big tease as there will be piles more as we get closer to the movie’s April 12, 2024 premier. I’m already standing in line to get tickets.
Here’s the storyline thus far: “This latest entry in the Monsterverse franchise follows up the explosive showdown of Godzilla vs. Kong with an all-new cinematic adventure, pitting the almighty Kong and the fearsome Godzilla against a colossal undiscovered threat hidden within our world, challenging their very existence — and our own. The epic new film will delve further into the histories of these Titans, their origins, and the mysteries of Skull Island and beyond, while uncovering the mythic battle that helped forge these extraordinary beings and tied them to humankind forever.”
Word in the produce aisle of the grocery store is that there are going to be multiple giant monsters in GxK. This means they’re gonna have to append the definition of the word “epic” to add qualifiers such as “F*ck yeah!”, “Duuuude!” and “Full on pant-filling!”
So while we practice those phrases to get ’em down right to use at the movie theater, here are a few upcoming horror/sci-fi movies that may or may not be newly-defined as epic.
SIKSA NERAKA / December 14, 2023 (Indonesia), Release pending US (2024)
One night, on their way to the opposite village without their parents knowing, Saleh and his younger siblings were swept away by a strong river current and disappeared. Saleh then woke up in another realm, the Hell that his father always talked about.”
The title translates as Hell’s Torture. That has a nice zing to it.
ANGEL BABY / December 15 (Theaters, VOD)
“Val, a loving wife and her husband Justin, move away to a remote cabin to heal from the devastating loss of their twins and to get a fresh start. Soon she senses an evil presence. After her best friend (and doctor) Chloe comes to check on her mental health, dark secrets begin to unravel. Meanwhile, Val meets a mysterious neighbor, Frank, searching for the truth, and with the help of Maggie, the owner of the local bar, she gains the strength she needs to make her final decision.”
Help from a bar owner? Don’t be stupid — take it!
T.I.M. / January 12, 2024 (VOD)
“Abi, a prosthetics engineer, and her husband Paul adapt to a new life outside the city. Abi’s latest project, the A.I. humanoid T.I.M., initially appears as the perfect aid. Programmed to serve only her, it transforms into a perilous obsession, determined to replace Paul.”
Look at the bright side: T.I.M. will never snore, drink beer and lay on the couch all day, scratch his butt and sniff his fingers, and/or leave the lid up.
PEMUKIMAN SETAN / January 24, 2024 (Indonesia), Release pending US (VOD)
Financially desperate, Alin cajoles Gani into robbing an old house alongside friends Fitrah and Zia. Everything runs smoothly until the would-be thieves discover Sukma, a shackled woman in the basement. Presuming that she is an abused victim, they free her without knowing the dire consequences of their well-meaning actions. With the help of Urip, a paranormal trapped within, the youngsters discover to their dismay that Sukma was possessed by Mbah Sarap, a vengeful spirit. Soon, a deadly curse in Sukma’s bloodline is revealed, that can only be stopped by an ancient dagger hidden somewhere in the house.”
The title translates to The Devil’s Lair in case you were in a quandary about it. As for stopping the vengeful spirit with an ancient dagger hidden somewhere in the house, they can borrow mine. I got it off Etsy™.