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If you haven’t seen Godzilla Minus One yet (you better have a good excuse), the Big Guy practically reinvents the definition of the term “wholesale annihilation.” The legendary reptile wrecking ball has been reaping critical raves and breaking box office records from all parts of the world he hasn’t stomped on yet. And thanks to Super 7™, we’re getting a microscopically-detailed Godzilla Minus One action figure to keep the party going.
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From Super 7’s™ website: “Godzilla has risen from the sea to ravage an unsuspecting post-war Japan and it has never looked more terrifying! Based on the same 3D models used for the 2023 film Godzilla Minus One and approved by director Takashi Yamazaki for authenticity, this highly-articulated Toho™ ULTIMATES! Godzilla Minus One figure measures over 8” tall and 14” long, features intricate sculpt and premium paint detailing, and comes with an interchangeable roaring head- all of which give it a visceral sense of power and danger! If you can overcome the undeniable urge to flee for safety, add this made-to-order Toho™ ULTIMATES! Godzilla Minus One to your kaiju collection! Includes alternate head.” That’s the good news. The not-so-good news is that you need to preorder it here for $85.00 and wait until it ships in September 2024. This wreaks havoc on my impulse buying tendencies.
So while we all just suck it up and order the Godzilla Minus One action figure, here are a few upcoming horror/sci-fi movies/TV series that may or may not contain wholesale annihilation — or even heavily-discounted annihilation…
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DEVILS / December 5, 2023 (Screambox™)
“Jae-hwan is a determined homicide detective assigned to take down a ring of serial killers terrorizing the city. The case becomes deeply personal for him as one of the victims is his own brother-in-law. When the detective and the murderer finally collide, an unexpected turn of events leaves Jae-hwan waking up in the hospital – trapped in the body of the very killer he sought to apprehend. With the clock ticking, Jae-hwan must bring the murderer to justice while saving his family from imminent danger.”
I liked this better when it was called Face/Off (1997)
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SOFT LIQUID CENTER / December 12, 2023 (VOD)
“Steph, a newly single woman on the cusp of a better life, finds herself in a dangerous and peculiar situation not of her making. As she begins to unravel the mysteries of her predicament, she grapples with a controlling, manipulative force hellbent on her undoing in this unique and unorthodox tale of loneliness, haunting, and abuse.”
Soft liquid center is how bears describe people.
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FALLOUT / April 12, 2024 (Amazon Prime Video™)
“Nuclear war breaks out across Earth in the year 2077 — an era of robots, hover cars, and a deep and abiding nostalgia for the America of the 1940s. After the incendiary mushroom clouds, the story flashes forward 219 years. How did humanity fair over those blighted two centuries? Lucy has no clue. She has lived her entire life inside a subterranean vault, where every need and want has been satisfied while generations and generations await the day when it is safe to surface. When a crisis forces Lucy to venture above on a rescue mission, she finds that the planet above remains a hellscape crawling with giant insects, voracious mutant animal abominations, and a human population of sunbaked miscreants.”
Sunbaked miscreants. Sounds like some sort of health food snack.
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KALKI 2898 AD / Release pending 2024 (VOD)
“A modern-day avatar of Vishnu, a Hindu god, is believed to have descended to Earth to protect the world from evil forces.”
Since Gamera’s been slacking on the whole “Guardian of the Galaxy” thing, someone’s gotta do it.