Back in 2015 BC, The Trvl Channel™ listed the Top 5 States where one was most likely to see a UFO. These flying saucer hot spots included Florida, Washington State (where I currently watch the skies), Texas, New York, and California, leading the pack with 11,202 on-record UFO sightings claims. Pretty impressive given that Californians drink sun tan lotion cocktails and lay on the beach as a profession.
Recently, The Trvl Channel™ updated their Top 5 “most UFO sightings” map to include Idaho, Montana, New Hampshire, Maine and, of course, Roswell, New Mexico, birthplace of the UFO since 1945. However, there were UFO sightings before that: The Aurora, TX UFO Incident on April 17, 1897 and the Maury Island Incident over Puget Sound (I live within rowing distance from there) on June 21, 1947, which was three days before pilot Kenneth Arnold, flying his single-engine CallAir A-2 light airplane, spotted a fleet of UFOs air showing it around Mount Rainier. (This was where the term “flying saucers” originated.) And 15 days later, a UFO and aliens, were turned into recyclable debris when it crashed on a farm in Corona, NM, which is 959 miles away from Roswell as the tractor flies.
So while we all re-route our vacation plans to visit these chart-topper UFO sighting locations, here are a few out now/upcoming horror/sci-fi movies that may or may not have weather balloons in ’em…
BLACKOUT / Out now (VOD)
“A solar flare is about to cause a blackout across the entire planet. Summer and Dylan don’t miss an opportunity to celebrate and agree to spend the night at their friend’s house. When the electricity does not return after the indicated time, the group of friends decides to go to the street to try to understand what the problem may be. They soon realize a beast is sowing death — and no place is safe.”
Not to be confused with 2023’s Blackout horror movie. That one was about a werewolf sowing death. Maybe the werewolf from that Blackout shows up in this one to indulge in a little more sowing.
THE OLD ONES / March 19, 2023 (VOD)
“In 1930, sea captain Russel Marsh saw the light, and for 93 years his body was not his own. Inhabited by a Great Old One, he committed unspeakable acts in the name of the Esoteric Order of Dagon. Now free, he is in search of a way to go back in time to reverse the horrors wrought upon the world. But the cult has other plans — and will stop at nothing to destroy him.”
Great Old One = beer. Unspeakable acts = helplessly under the influence of a Great Old One. Esoteric Order of Dagon = Happy Hour. This isn’t a horror movie at all — it’s a Tuesday night at the Tug Tavern.
THE MADNESS OF HUMPTY DUMPTY / Release pending 2024 (VOD)
“Humpty Dumpty continues his crazed murderous activities.”
The movie is a sequel to The Curse of Humpty Dumpty (2021) and The Curse of Humpty Dumpty 2 (2022). It’s also previously known as The Curse of Humpty Dumpty 3. The madness is these “movies” keep getting made.
PINOCCHIO: STRINGS OF DEATH / Release pending 2024 (VOD)
“In 1448, Count Maurice the Impaler of Tuscany was finally killed, ending his rein. The stake used to kill him was infused with his blood. Centuries later Gepetto finds the stake in ‘The Cursed Woods’. Unknown to him, he uses the wood to create and unleash an evil force: Pinocchio is born.”
A lot more clever than most of its ilk. Still, at the end of the day, what we’re talking about is your plain ’ol Over-the-counter, evil Presto Log™.