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If you have a spare $2,001.00 laying around (and who doesn’t?), you’ll want to frivolously/impulsively spend it on Andy Strattmiller’s 2001: A Space Odyssey Nesting Dolls available through Gallery 1988. Nesting dolls were created in 1890 by wood turning craftsman and wood carver Vasily Zvyozdochkin from a design by Sergey Malyutin, who was a folk crafts painter at Abramtsevo. This is how people wasted their time before TV was invented.
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Andy’s nesting dolls are painted acrylic on wood, six inches tall (the others are smaller so as to fit inside) and, as stated, are inspired by 1968’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. In that landmark sci-fi movie, after uncovering a mysterious, time-bending monolith buried beneath the lunar surface, a spacecraft with two crew is sent to Jupiter to find its origins. The movie also introduced us to HAL 9000, a talking/talking back computer that was turning on/off lights/life support way before Alexa™/Siri™.
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A humorous footnote: A few months into the release, they realized a lot of people were watching it while smoking “funny cigarettes”. Someone in San Francisco even ran right through the screen screaming, “It’s God!” So they came up with a new poster that said, 2001 – The Ultimate Trip! If you smoke funny cigarettes and watch this trippy movie, you can buy a reprint of the poster at Walmart™ for $14.99 to enhance your view of the Universe.
So while we all strap in for the ride, here are a few out now/upcoming horror/sci-fi movies that may or may not be made better by smoking funny cigarettes…
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ANDROMEDA 2 / Out now (VOD)
“Following the events of Andromeda, Aiden Crawford returns to Earth to re-write the fabric of time and save the planet from destruction.”
If I could re-write the fabric of time, I could re-live Happy Hour over and over. Oh, and to keep pointless movies like this from ever being made, thereby saving whatever planet this is from destruction.
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THREE / Out now (Egypt), Release pending US
“In the bustling suburbs of a modern-day Middle Eastern city, a young boy named Ahmed begins exhibiting strange behavior, eventually leading his mother, Maryam, to believe he is possessed. As the plot intensifies, Maryam races against time, seeking the help of a Western doctor, medical professionals, and ultimately an infamous exorcist, all to save her son.”
Nah, he’s just going through puberty. Get him the DVD of Boob-O-Rama 3D and let nature take its course.
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DRIFTWOOD / March 8, 2024 (VOD)
“A woman enters an experimental treatment that creates a shared subconscious with her estranged husband. But when a mysterious and hostile presence sabotages the system, she must navigate a labyrinth of nightmares to save her husband and escape.”
Sounds like a video game for married people.
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RONGGENG KEMATIAN / March 28, 2024 (Indonesia), Release pending US
“Four youths — Adit, Ricky, Yudi, and Aksan — receive an invitation to return to the village where they underwent an internship seven years ago. What should have been an appreciation of their success turns into a terrifying experience as they encounter Sulastri, a vengeful Ronggeng dancer ghost. Filled with malice, Sulastri seeks the destruction of the youths, unleashing a trail of evil upon them.
The title translates to Room of Death, which is a LOT easier to spell.