Legendary TV horror host Svengoolie has a treat for you this Halloween. Premiering October 7, 2023 on MeTV™, he’s bringing three weeks of classic horror/sci-fi and more with Svengoolie’s Halloween BOOnanza! (The exclamation point is part of the title. If it wasn’t there, I would’ve added it.)
From MeTV’s™ press release: “We put the BOO! in BOOnanza with our movie line-up of fearsome Svengoolie features on MeTV™ Saturday nights,” said Rich Koz, aka Svengoolie. “We have killer clowns, Abbott & Costello and the much-requested original Kolchak movies, plus this year we will treat fans with a double feature of a bonus movie every Saturday night. And be sure to catch Halloween-themed blocks of scary episodes from MeTV’s™ classic TV portfolio all month and all across the schedule, including westerns, comedies and the one where Gilligan turns into a vampire!”
That’s not all — the press release goes on to say that “in addition to all this spooktacular goodness, Svengoolie Uncrypted, the first-ever primetime special celebrating the beloved horror host will premiere on October 14.” Uncrypted — that’s pretty funny. Click here to get the complete programming.
So while we all go to MeTV.com™ and check to see where/how to get their broadcast signal, here are a few upcoming horror movies that may or may not get the rubber chicken treatment (only true Svengoolie fans will get that reference)…
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB / October 3, 2023 (VOD, DVD)
“A radio host and her crew set out to discover the truth behind some disappearances for a true crime show. They will soon learn that there is far more to discover when they meet Mary and her lamb. Who will make it out alive of this house of horrors?”
More nursery rhyme horror. The guy who did this film also did the one below.
THREE BLIND MICE / October 17, 2023 (VOD, DVD)
“Abi is going cold turkey; her family has taken her to a cabin in the woods so she can be away from the city and all her troubles. However, little do they know, The Three Blind Mice is more than just a fairy tale, and they may be next up on the menu.”
More nursery rhyme horror. The guy who did this film also did the one above.
THANKSGIVING / November 17, 2023 (Theaters)
“Thanksgiving is a 2023 American slasher horror feature film based on Eli Roth‘s faux trailer from the 2007 movie Grindhouse.”
Hopefully there’s more to it than that. Then again, Eli Roth made such enjoyable horror rom-coms as Cabin Fever (2002), Hostel (2005), Hostel: Part II (2007) and The Green Inferno (2013). P.S. Green Inferno is a super graphic cannibal film. It’s tough to digest. Heh.
SWEET MEATS / Release pending 2023 (VOD)
“Bobby Sweet is a country music legend and has been the world-renowned face of Sweet Meats since establishing his first restaurant with his wife in 1978. How did his restaurant take off so quickly and what makes the meat so darn sweet? Sometimes a ‘secret ingredient’ should stay that way. They always say, ‘You’d be disgusted if you knew what you were really eating!’ They might be right.”
I liked this better when it was called Motel Hell (1980).