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Toying With Godzilla, A Nice Exorcist, Spider-Man On Vacation

Posted in Evil, Foreign Horror, Giant Monsters, Godzilla, Nature Gone Wild, Science Fiction with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 17, 2019 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

Godzilla

Wanna get toys based on Godzilla: King of the Monsters about the same time the movie comes out on May 31, 2019? Thanks to NECA and Jakks Pacific (and available at Toy Ark), you can and should.

Godzilla

Toys or “Fun Talismans,” include Godzilla (duh) and his frenemies, King Ghidorah, Rodan and Mothra. On their press release, though, they said Fire Godzilla will also be included. Did they just send out a spoiler?

Godzilla

Most of the monsters will be 12 inches tall, with one Godzilla version twice that size, whatever that measures out to be. There will also be smaller versions and even a Godzilla mask in case you wanna goon out the neighbors.

Godzilla

While we make room in the toy box, here are a few upcoming horror/sci-fi movies that may or may not goon out the neighbors…

Animas

ANIMAS (January 25, 2019/Netflix™)
Alex is a confident girl with a strong personality and great tenacity. She’s very close to her best friend Abraham, to whom she provides constant help and support, as Abraham is a shy, withdrawn and insecure boy, mainly due to the complex relationship between he and his parents. But everything changes when Daniel — Abraham’s father — dies in a strange accident, the cause of which is unclear. From this moment on, Alex finds herself on a hallucinatory journey that takes her on a descent into hell, where the line between reality and nightmare becomes blurred to the point that Alex begins to question the foundations of her very existence.”

Descent into hell? Hallucinatory journey? The line between reality and nightmare becomes blurred? Sounds like Alex has been hanging out in the same bars as me.

The Good Exorcist

THE GOOD EXORCIST (February 21, 2019/El Rey/VOD)
“A socially awkward but reliable exorcist attempts to remove a difficult demon from a ranch owned by an eccentric family in Texas. However, the demon proves to be more difficult than the priest assumed it would be.”

Since this is on a ranch, I totally bet the demon is cow. Hey, it’s got horns and shoots some sort of evil fluid from each of its four unholy dangle-y squirt gun type things under its swim suit area. Evil is pronounced “moo” in its hellish language.

Spider-Man: Far From Home

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME (July 5, 2019)
“Our friendly neighborhood superhero decides to join his best friends Ned, MJ, and the rest of the gang on a European vacation. However, Peter’s plan to leave super heroics behind for a few weeks are quickly scrapped when he begrudgingly agrees to help Nick Fury uncover the mystery of several elemental creature attacks, creating havoc across the continent.”

Just like the last movie (Spider-Man: Homecoming/2017, in case you forgot), the trailer for the new one is so ridiculously cool, you almost don’t need to see the movie. But you’ll just have to. And Spider-Man teaming up with Mysterio? I just webbed my pants.

The Change Over

THE CHANGE OVER (2019)
“Sixteen year-old Laura Chant lives with her mother and four-year-old brother Jacko in a low-rent suburb on the edge of earthquake-scarred Christchurch, New Zealand. Laura is drawn into a supernatural battle with an ancient spirit who attacks Jacko and slowly drains the life out of him as the spirit becomes ever younger. Laura discovers her true identity and the supernatural ability within her, and must harness it to save her brother’s life.”

There’s a place called, Christchurch? Sounds like a good place for a Holy war to me. That the place is actually real and is plagued by earthquakes makes me wanna move there and get a front row pew.  

Alien Bonehead

Posted in Aliens with tags , , , , , , , , , on December 22, 2016 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

Alien

Can’t imagine what might augment my new Marin Shiitake™ coffee table from Crate & Barrel™ better than a three-foot long Xenomorph skull. Come to think of it, that skele-noggin would look great atop my Forsyth 3-Drawer Chest™ (with storage!) as well.

Too bad the NECAXenomorph skull won’t arrive in time for Christmas so someone could buy it as a gift instead of me shelling out earmarked trendy furniture money. But hey, it’ll make a nice St. Patrick’s Day present when it goes on sale in March 2017. No price yet, but you’ll have plenty ‘o time (is that an Irish saint?) to save up.

Xenomorph Skull

Here’s the juice…

NECA just announced that in March of 2017 they will be releasing a highly-detailed foam replica Xenomorph skull, which measures a massive 36” long and comes with a display stand for tabletop use or wall mounting.”

They go on to say that the hand-painted skull is “based on the deadly creatures from the classic Aliens 1986 movie.” There’s a drawback, though; the stand requires minor assembly. No need to call a bonded carpenter — instructions included. Can’t get much sweeter than that unless you poured Trader Joe’s™ Organic Cane Sugar on it.

Xenomorph Skull

I bet the Predator would like to get him some sweet alien head like this. Shoot, that didn’t come out right. So what? Head (heh) HERE to get your own skull.

Eggs and Aliens

Posted in Nature Gone Wild, Science Fiction with tags , , , , , , , on November 13, 2015 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

Xenomorph Egg

Prior to Alien (1979), the only thing known as a Facehugger was your Grandma and/or Aunt. Since then we’ve come to know Facehuggers as alien parasite thingmajigs that attach themselves to your glossy mug that shoves an uncomfortably familiar appendage down your throat, and lays an egg in your stomach, where your chest will hatch it in full-blown splatter-rama.

Facehugger

So who wouldn’t want a Facehugger to call your own? Now you can – and you don’t have to go to some distant planetoid to get one. Releasing in March 2016, Neca™ is offering a life-size (!) Xenomorph Egg, “complete with its own eerie lighting and life size Facehugger!”

Xenomorph Egg

Here’s the yolk: “As seen in the 1986 horror classic Aliens, this full-sized replica stands almost 36” tall, and articulated flaps with a wire armature allow you to actually open the top folds of the egg. The included full-size Facehugger has a bendable tail, so you can pose it anywhere, waiting to drop on unsuspecting prey from overhead, or simply lurking inside the egg.”

Facehugger

“The Life Size Xenomorph Egg is made of detailed, hand-painted foam and stands on its own. A switch activates the LED lights inside the base to create a menacing, otherworldly glow effect. Requires 3 AAA batteries, not included.”

Xenomorph Egg

No price given, but this sort of thing is beyond matters of money. Too bad they don’t have it ready to go for this Christmas; I would’ve asked all my friends to get it for me, and then end up with three of ’em.