Hulu™, the paid subscription TV/movies streaming giant, is the only place you’ll be able to watch (or “view”) season three of FX’s™ American Horror Stories. The four episodes is called American Horror Stories: Four Episode Huluween Event and premiers October 26, 2023, hot on the heels of the American Horror Story: Delicate (Season 12), which happens on September 20, 2023. I refuse to give Hulu™ any more of my hard earned fun coupons, so I’ll have to come over to your house to watch it. And would it kill you to have some snacks laid out? Geez.
Neither FX™ or Hulu™ are divulging any details at this time and space. That’s a total dick maneuver. But for those not knowing a thing about American Horror Stories, here’s the scoop: “American Horror Stories is an American anthology horror television series created by Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk for FX™ on Hulu™. Premiered on July 15, 2021, the series serves as a direct spin-off/companion series to American Horror Story, and the third installment in the American Story media franchise. Contrasted by American Horror Story, which tells a different story throughout each season, Stories tells a different story in each individual episode (excepting the first two episodes of the series, which were a single two-part story).” P.S. I totally copied that off the World Wide Web.
So while we all see which of our friends will share their Hulu™ password, here are a few upcoming horror/sci-fi movies that may or may not be a total dick maneuver…
10/31 PART III / September 29, 2023 (VOD)
“From monsters to madmen, this anthology will deliver the gore and so much more.”
Sounds like lyrics to a heavy metal love song.
THE MOOR / Release pending 2023 (VOD)
Claire was just a child when her best friend was abducted and murdered. Twenty five years later, Bill, the dead boy’s father, has a plan to learn the truth about what really happened. With the help of psychic Eleanor they venture deep into a haunted moor where something dark and evil stirs at their presence.”
His kid’s been dead for 25 years and dad is just now getting around to finding out how the boy died? Don’t expect to be getting any Father of the Year awards any time soon, pal.
PUZZLE BOX / Release pending 2023/2024 (VOD)
“Kait, a desperate addict, heads to a remote house in the woods for self-rehabilitation, with her younger sister Olivia documenting the process. Unbeknown to them, the house hides a dark secret, its walls morphing into a nightmarish maze, trapping them in a bewildering puzzle. As they navigate each twist, they awaken an evil far more horrifying than their personal demons. Racing against time to solve the mystery and escape, they face a terror where every step might be their last. Fear takes on new forms in a relentless nightmare that could lead to their terrifying end.”
Pretty much all mazes can be solved by “the right hand rule”: Put your CLEAN right hand on a wall when entering a maze and follow the wall until you get to the end. I do this all the time when trying to find the bathroom in the dark. Now if I could just devise a method for finding the light switch…
THE 100 CANDLES GAME: THE LAST POSSESSION / Release pending 2023/2024 (VOD)
“A group of influencers decides to play a paranormal game in the mysterious Stonewall Mansion. To do this, they form a circle with a hundred lit candles and begin to narrate horror stories live for their social networks, without knowing that this place hides a dark past. They have awakened something evil. The youngsters will have to continue the game until the end if they want to survive.”
YET ANOTHER social media horror movie. Let’s hope the awakened evil deletes them all.
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