Platinum-selling heavy metal ghoul Rob Zombie is a singer, songwriter, record producer, video director, filmmaker and actor. His latest flick (as of this power blogging) is 2022’s The Munsters, which was a big hit on Netflix™, the streaming movie service that now charges you to not have commercials f’ing up your TV binging life.
Of the eight movies Sir Zombie has done, it’s the Firefly horror trilogy that sticks in your through like half-swallowed, freshness-expired meat: Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses (2003), The Devil’s Rejects (2005), and 3 from Hell (2019). And now there’s a book about ’em called House of Rejects: The Making of Rob Zombie’s Firefly Trilogy is available now in hardcover, paperback, and e-book via Harker Press™.
From the sales pitch: “The 342-page book is written by Dustin McNeill (Slash of the Titans: The Road to Freddy vs Jason, Taking Shape: Developing Halloween from Script to Scream). House of Rejects features exclusive cast and crew interviews, rare behind-the-scenes photos, extensive rundowns of early script drafts, insights on deleted scenes, and more.” FYI: You’ll need to to have prior reading skills to get the full experience. If so, click this obtain a copy.
So while we all purchase the book and read it without moving our lips, here are a few upcoming horror/sci-fi/fantasy movies/TV series that may or may not be better than freshness-expired meat…
LOKI (SEASON 2) / October 6, 2023 (Disney+™)
“The second season of the television series Loki, based on Marvel Comics™ featuring the character of the same name, sees Loki working with Mobius M. Mobius, Hunter B-15, and other members of the Time Variance Authority (TVA) to navigate the multiverse in order to find Sylvie, Ravonna Renslayer, and Miss Minutes.”
As cool as Loki is (more so than his surfer model brother, Thor), Miss Minutes is the breakout star. And she’s a cartoon!
SOUL MATES / October 20, 2023 (Limited Theaters)
“Jason and Allison — two unsuspecting strangers — find themselves participants in a twisted new dating service, led by the Matchmaker, who forces the two singles inside a nightmarish maze designed to help them find their soul mate — or die trying.
Date, mate, lacerate.
BLACK NOISE / November 3, 2023 (VOD)
“An elite team of security contractors are hired to rescue a VIP from an isolated island estate, only to arrive and find a mostly empty island, save for opposing masked gunmen and a mysterious siren sound that drives them all to the brink of insanity.”
And that mysterious siren sound is EDM. That annoying repetitive crap will drive anyone normal to the brink of insanity.
WHEN THE TRASH MAN KNOCKS / November 10, 2023 (VOD)
“The idyllic Thanksgiving celebration of a small Southern town takes a harrowing turn when the deranged killer known as the Trash Man resurfaces. He’s on a mission to craft his own macabre family by using the body parts of his unfortunate victims, forcing a mother and her son to confront their deepest and darkest fears.”
I hope Trash Man isn’t a…waste…of time Heh.
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