Splattered Clothes, Earth vs. Asteroid, Ghost Mansion

MiddleofBeyond.com™, one of my favorite online horror/sci-fi apparel/gift stores, just introduced their Dario Argento Collection, featuring coats, flannel shirts, button-ups, and even boxer shorts (aka, underwear), all emblazoned with doomed characters from his groundbreaking horror films, Demons, Suspiria, Zombie: Dawn of the Dead and Phenomena. And hey, nothing screams fashion like a Demons Reversible Jacket. Priced at $139.00, you can afford to scream.

But Argento isn’t the only curated clothing collection offered by MiddleofBeyond.com™ — there’s Halloween (cardigans, wallets, Christmas ornaments, sweaters, etc), Killer Klowns From Outer Space (very stylish short sleeve button-ups), and Godzilla, with rugs, Sherpa collar jackets, flannel shirts and, sadly, the Mothra Reversible Jacket. The reason I say that is because the jacket is sold out. That’s okay, the coat’s light pink/dark pink color scheme doesn’t match my season. The dark turquoise green/black Mothra jacket is still available, though.

So while we click this and explore more reasons to fill our closets with horror happiness (click this), here are a few upcoming horror/sci-fi movies/TV series that may or may not match your season… 

ABADDON’S PIT / Out now (YouTube™)

“Dave blames himself for the death of his wife Samara. He moves to the abandoned family farm to recover. There, he connects with his cousin Gareth. When they find a bottomless pit that changes everything that enters it, they become obsessed with its secrets.”

If you wanna see a bottomless pit, just look into a beer bottle (harder to do with cans). You will become obsessed with its secrets.

GOODBYE EARTH / April 26, 2024 (Netflix™)

“Goodbye Earth depicts people living in chaos ahead of the predicted apocalypse, 200 days until the Earth and an asteroid collide.

In Korea they call this Jongmalui Babo, which was changed from The Fool At the End of the World. This was the title of the novel the movie’s based on. Also, this is a series, so you can expect to see a LOT of screaming and crying, as well as rampant crime and violence. Sounds like a typical Tug Tavern Happy Hour.

CLAWFACE / Release pending 2024 (VOD)

“A group of friends, a duo of quirky park rangers, a frisky couple and a pirate DJ unknowingly set off a series of bloody murders when they enter the woods of local legend, Clawface — a hulking madman who was left for dead after a bear attack in his youth.”

So, does Clawface even need to own a shaving razor? 

CAMPTON MANOR / Release pending 2024 (VOD)

“Teddy, an author and spiritualist specializes in the horror genre and his career is based on investigating haunted houses and creating novelized versions bases on his experiences. A surprising warning in a previous investigation has led him to research and investigate the notorious Campton Ball incident which took place on New Year’s Eve many decades before. An incident that concluded with the unexplained deaths of everyone in attendance. On the anniversary of the tragedy, he spends the night in the abandoned manor only to find that his unique talents to see the dead have allowed him to become a part of the original event. A talent that will either solve the mystery or drive him completely mad.”

I liked this better when it was called The Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966).