A Talking Hole

With so many horror movies using just about any object that can be controlled by Satan to act as a possessed plot device, it doesn’t surprise that a mere hole in the wall would get a new coat of paint in the impending Deep Dark (2015), a story about a failed sculptor who discovers that a hole in the wall talks to him.

As the press release tells me/you/us, “The hole has the power to fulfill his wildest dreams, – or it just might become his worst nightmare.”

I can think of at least one time in my life where a hole had the power to fulfill my wildest dreams, then later became my worst nightmare.

Get your mind OUT of the gutter; I was referring to a Vegas slot machine. And just so you know, slot machines can have girl names, in this case B*tchzilla.