Identified UFO

Been a while since I’ve seen a new science fiction-y UFO movie. I usually feed my inner conspiracy freak with all those UFO footage YouTube™ videos, which, after exhaustive research (laying on the couch in my underwear and watching), have determined them all to be TRUE. Even the fake ones.

While I wait for even more factual UFO footage to be uploaded, there’s Unidentified, a movie about a group of friends in Vegas who, while dodging criminals, end up in the Nevada desert (home to every flying saucer ever to visit Earth) and find out aliens go to Las Vegas on vacation, too.

As the official, or “fact based” plot tells us, after eluding a loan shark, four friends, seeking refuge in the desert, discover a mysterious metal fragment. One of them promptly goes missing during the night. When the remaining three catch up with their lost friend, there’s something different about him. As his condition worsens, the others realize that something unearthly might be stalking them in the desert.

Yep, he’s been probed.

Unidentified is released when the military says so.