The Most Violent Werewolf Movie Ever Made

In pre-production as of this writing, Autumn Moon, a new indie horror movie, promises to be “the most violent werewolf movie ever made.” This makes me so happy for two reasons: I’m a big fan of werewolves, and outside of a few aggressive behavioral moments, most lycanthropic movies of late have been all bark and no bite. (I’m looking in your direction The Wolfman remake.)

So what does the werewolf in Autumn Moon do to live up to this bold statement? Spits wolf juice on you…texts you insults…publicly mocks your eco-concerns…questions your sexual orientation. Actually, I don’t know for sure. But by nature it needs to include a LOT of blood gone wild. Here’s the plot…

“Pulp writer Michael Renee Allen thought the house on the edge of the woods would be the perfect place to write his next novel. He soon finds that the forest has more to offer than just fresh air and a nice view. Something unspeakable is stalking the forest. A cunning force of pure evil that hunts by night, painting the forest with blood.”

Painting the forest with blood. Awesome line. That’s right up there with “I’ll kill you with one punch to your stupid head.”

Hope Autumn Moon is better than the teaser art. Looks like somebody just learned Photoshop and has about three fonts in his/her arsenal. The most violent werewolf movie ever made needs to be represented by a lot more tooth, fang and claw. And better fonts.