The Zombinator

The Zombinator, using The Terminator (1984) as it’s business model, is a budget challenged and script-less movie shot in four and a half days. (Wonder what they did with the remaining half?) It’s about college students facing off (with some having their faces chewed off – heh) with zombies in Youngstown, Ohio. That place sounds real, but it I bet it doesn’t even exist. In order to survive, they turn to a former soldier who now makes his living as a zombie killer. And to jazz things up with guns, there’s also an antagonist in the form of The Colonel, a mercenary working for an evil corporation who developed a serum that caused all this zombie hoo-haw.

I can see why they didn’t need a script. Or budget.

Zombies and guns go together like fruit and yoghurt, all of which are easy to find in the supermarket. (You might have to go to the mall to find zombies, though.) Just find an abandoned warehouse to stage the action, borrow a M16A2 standard issue rifle from your mom, and then round up a bunch of zombies to shoot in the face until fruit-filled yoghurt leaks out of primary orifices. But don’t use real bullets – leave that to the experts you see on evening news reports.

The Zombinator comes out sometime in 2012 in case any of this sounds interesting to you. I might see it as yoghurt is really good for you. I think they put vitamins in it or something. That makes vitamins cool.