Zombie Ammunition

Zombie MaxIt’s about time someone came up with a practical solution to putting a splattery end to this seemingly endless zombie infestation. Hornady®, maker of exceptional live gun ingredients, has unveiled Zombie Max™ ammunition. Because beating and burning the dead just isn’t cutting it anymore.

I don’t shoot guns, preferring to throw water balloons filled with asparagus pee at the living dead (and then running away). But if I did, I’d definitely buy me a case or two of Zombie Max™ ammo and go audition for season three of AMC’s The Walking Dead.

Zombie MaxAs funny as all this is, Hornady is very serious about their product. Hence, their pointed disclaimer: “Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is NOT a toy (IT IS LIVE AMMUNITION), but is intended only to be used on ZOMBIES, also known as the living dead, undead, etc. No human being, plant, animal, vegetable or mineral should ever be shot with Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition. Again, we repeat, Hornady® Zombie Max™ ammunition is for use on ZOMBIES ONLY, and that’s not a nickname, phrase or cute way of referring to anybody, place or thing. When we say Zombies, we mean…ZOMBIES!”

While I respect their stance, I have an issue with not being able to shoot plants or vegetables right between their stupid beady eyes. (I swear, the next time any cabbage gives me lip, I’m gonna go all cole slaw-ter on it.)

Zombie MaxHornady® even has a movie-worthy promotional trailer on their website, loaded with advancing undead getting a first hand introduction to their Zombie Max™ line. Were the pus bags impressed? Let’s just say the bullets made quite an impression on the minds of the zombies.

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