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Boy Scouts vs. Zombies

Posted in Nature Gone Wild, Science Fiction, Scream Queens, TV Vixens, Zombies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 4, 2015 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

 Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse

The trailer for Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse (arriving October 30, 2015) is pretty dang funny. There’s a moment where three teen boy scouts and a supermodel strip club cocktail waitress battle the undead, and one of the scouts stops to take selfies with a few prison zombies. Scout #1: “Stop agitating them.” Scout #2: “What – I need a profile pic…” I don’t know why that cracked me up.

 Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse

The movie features zombie strippers, zombie boobs (“I touched ’em – I don’t think they were real…”), zombie cats, zombie classmates and metric tons of gore and splatter, all of which is served up big production high camp comedy style ala Zombieland (2009).

 Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse

So the nerdy scouts, along with the “cocktail waitress,” take on a legion of the undead, using their skills to earn a myriad of scout badges, all in one night. Wonderin’ if a scout getting a lap dance from a zombie stripper falls into a scout badge category. Hey, if you want more recruits…

 Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse

A World of Zombies

Posted in Nature Gone Wild, Science Fiction, Zombies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 23, 2015 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

Zombieworld

Oh, boy – YET ANOTHER zombie movie! Yippee! With the June 8, 2015 release of Zombieworld we can watch the 17,000th undead movie released this year! Wow, just think – the undead eating the living! How can the same movie/theme released over and over and over get boring?

Hard to convey sarcasm with the printed word without using a frown-y face Emoji.

Zombieland

So, yeah – Zombieworld. If you feel a yawn coming on, go nuts. Or go watch the superior Zombieland (2009). But if you have to know what Zombieworld is about (and you probably already do), here’s the pitch:

“The end is here! The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us – and all you can do is kick back and watch how it happened, right here, right now in the place we call Zombieworld.”

“Satisfy your thirst for all things zombie as we take you back in time to the biblical rise of the living dead before running screaming from continent to continent as reports of zombie devastation arrive from Ireland, Canada, Australia, and all over the U.S.”

“Watch for the ‘Government Health Warnings’ on ‘How to Survive a Zombie Attack.’ They could be the only thing between you and a newfound hunger for human flesh. And above all else, enjoy yourself – you may not have much longer to live.”

Zombieworld

“With ultra-violence, gallons of gore, and heaps of bloody fun, Zombieworld – a ravenous collection of deadly tales – is like nothing you’ve seen before.”

“Like nothing you’ve seen before.” And that’s the problem, isn’t it? More like, “everything you’ve seen before – over and over and over.”

Where is that frown-y face Emoji when you need one?

P.S. Zombieworld is not to be confused with the 2014 Spanish movie, Zombie World. Seems filmmakers have run out of movie titles.

Zombie World