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Zombie Elephants

Posted in Nature Gone Wild, Science Fiction, Zombies with tags , , , , , on December 23, 2014 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

Zombie Killers: Elephant’s Graveyard

Scheduled for release on Blu-ray™/DVD February 3, 2015, Zombie Killers: Elephant’s Graveyard has probably the most interesting and confusing title going. It’s assumed there are zombies. But zombie elephants?  If one were to go by the title alone, that would be the assumption. And the synopsis is no help, either…

“A community comes under siege by something horrible that is not what it seems. Life vs. death, living vs. existing all come to the forefront of a stand out action film.”

We’re under siege by something horrible alright – lousy copy writing. And if that wasn’t enough, the trailer is about as cliched as one can get: zombies encroaching on the living who are armed to the teeth with military grade guns. The living argue amongst themselves while the undead stand around waiting to be fed. Everything in-between is just a video game.

So no zombie elephants. I’m so disenchanted right now.