Horror movies had a strong year in 2023, but were outshined by the ongoing horror sh*t show that is the US Congress. Nevertheless, despite Taylor Swift and Barbie sucking up all the pop culture air, 2023’s horror and science fiction films gave us more Godzilla than ever before, shark movies continued unabated to chase ’n chew, and you couldn’t throw a bible and not hit someone possessed by evil. And animals everywhere were doing drugs right out in the open as if it was legal.
There were nine superhero movies released in 2023 with Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania and The Marvels being the worst (lowest grossing Marvel Studios™ movies of all time), and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse being the best. And even though it had four Flashes, four Batmans, four Supermans, two Supergirls and one Zod, The Flash had the biggest stumble, earning $266+ million at the global box office — with a budget of over $300 million. As fast as he is, Flash couldn’t outrun those kinds of losses.
With that, here’s a look back at the horror/sci-fi trends of 2023…
2023: YEAR OF UFOS
Even though they were barely featured in the movies, UFOs were literally everywhere else in 2023, finally becoming part of the mainstream conversation. It’s taken the US government to admit what we’ve already known since Roswell in 1947: Extraterrestrials are here and they want to party with us. UFOs dominated clickbait headlines, documentaries exploded on YouTube™ and the government even launched a UFO public database: AARO (All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office). They were even given a new distinction: UAP — Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. Given the overwhelming evidence, UAP should really stand for “UFOs A’plenty”.
2023: YEAR OF GODZILLA
No other year has given us the building-bashing bounty of Godzilla in 2023. We got Godzilla Minus One, a new movie (the all-time highest grossing Japanese film in U.S. history and nominated for Best Foreign Language Film), Godzilla-1.0/C (Godzilla Minus One/Minus Color), a meticulously detailed black and white conversion, Monarch: Legacy of Monsters live action TV series, three live action mini films on YouTube™: Godzilla vs. Megalon, Godzilla vs. Gigan, Godzilla vs. Ultraman, an entire Godzilla channel playing free G-movies 24 hours a day on Pluto™ TV, a year long promotion leading up to his 70th birthday/anniversary in 2024, and teasers for Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, another big screen monster mash scheduled for April 2024. This should be printed on money: “In Godzilla we trust.”
2023: YEAR OF DEMONIC POSSESSION
Being possessed by evil became a thing in 2023, with 12 horror movies of varying degrees of body and soul takeovers/makeovers. The deliciously best of the bunch was Evil Dead Rise, Talk To Me and When Evil Lurks. Demonic possession movies that failed to test our faith were the over-hyped The Exorcist: Believer, The Pope’s Exorcist, and The Nun II. Not horrible, but a whole bible chapter full of “meh.”
2023: YEAR OF ANIMALS ON DRUGS
When we first heard of Cocaine Bear and saw the trailer, we were hooked (pun not intended). Who wouldn’t want to see a grizzly bear all hopped up on coke and going to murder town? And because horror eats its own, we got Cocaine Shark, Deep Fear (Cocaine Shark 2), Attack of the Meth Gator, Cocaine Cougar, Narco Shark, and Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space in CB’s wake. P.S. Don’t do drugs.
2023: YEAR OF CHILDHOOD HORROR
One of the more annoying horror movie trends in 2023 (besides social media horror) is taking childhood folklore and nursery rhyme characters and turning ’em into serial killers and slashers. What started in 2019 with The Banana Splits, followed by The Legend of Jack and Jill (2021), The Curse of Humpty-Dumpty (2021) and The Cult of Humpty-Dumpty (2022), now punishes us in 2023/2024 with Mickey’s Mouse Trap, Pinocchio’s Revenge, Peter Pan — Neverland Nightmare, Bambi — The Reckoning, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, Goldilocks and the Three Bears: Death & Porridge, Alice In Terrorland, Three Blind Mice, Mary Had A Little Lamb, Punch and Cinderella’s Curse. Note to bandwagon filmmakers — don’t even think of going anywhere near There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe. (Now that I’ve said that, it’ll be a horror movie by next week.)
2023: YEAR OF SHARKS
As of 2023 there are nearly 200 horror movies about sharks gone wacky wild, with more lining up to shred our movie dollars into chum. For 2023, there were 21 shark movies released, most with the titles better than the movies themselves: Bathtub Shark Attack, Amityville Shark House, Invisible Shark, Ouija Shark 2, Ninja vs. Shark and Sharks N D Hood. This was also the year Sharknado celebrated its 10th anniversary. Seems like only yesterday. There were five sequels — and yes, there will be more because our hunger for sharks is second only to shark’s hunger for us.
Lastly, my personal favs for 2023 because no one asked (or cares): Godzilla Minus One, Talk To Me, When Evil Lurks, Totally Killer, No One Will Save You, Infinity Pool, Saw X, Candy Land, Renfield, Shaky Shivers. You’re welcome. Now please pay my bar tab.