Archive for supernatural thriller

Hunting Witches in New York

Posted in Aliens, Classic Horror, Evil, Fantasy, TV Vixens, Witches with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 1, 2015 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

The Last Witch Hunter

Ass kicker Vin Diesel, with the most awesome name since my own (my birth name: Belt Sanders), stars as the last witch hunter in The Last Witch Hunter (releasing October 23, 2015). Which begs the question: Who was the first witch hunter? Okay, it was me. I go around chopping the tops off witches shaped like bottles of Budweiser and swallow their souls. They reside in me long enough to get the job done. Then it’s all down the drain from there.

The Last Witch Hunter

The Last Witch Hunter, planned as a franchise, is a supernatural thriller (they don’t call it “horror” if it has a big budget) and has Vin as an immortal witch hunter tasked with bringing a stinkin’ halt to a “horrific plague from ravaging New York City designed to end humanity.” I thought that already happened.

Rose Leslie

Another bonus is the fetching Rose Leslie plays Diesel’s beautiful witch partner who can assist where needed with all these bitchy witches. You may remember Rose who played Ygritte from this kinda obscure TV series called Game of Thrones. You probably heard about GoT, oh, I don’t know – EVERYWHERE.

The Last Witch Hunter

While Rose may be one of the most gorgeous gals ever in the history of the world, I can’t wait to see Vin Diesel stomp all over the witches like he did to those icky alien monsters in Pitch Black back in 2000. By the way, the alien monsters in PB weren’t just icky, they were double icky and Vin totally kicked their icky asses. Which means with The Last Witch Hunter they got the right guy for the right job.

At First If You Don’t Succeed, Die, Die Again

Posted in Classic Horror, Ghosts with tags , , , , , , on March 7, 2014 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

The Reincarnation of Peter Proud

The Reincarnation of Peter Proud (1975). Sounds like a porn movie title. Unfortunately for everyone involved, it isn’t.

A hot young chick falls in love with a guy who drowned years ago. He’s reincarnated, if you were wondering what the hey.

The Reincarnation of Peter Proud

Here’s where it gets Freudian – the chick’s mom used to date this guy. And she may or may not have been the one to assist with the whole drowning thing.

Mom just knows it’s her old boyfriend come back to haunt her. But the new/old boyfriend doesn’t believe he’s a reincarnated spirit, and that it’s all a mouthful of lake water. At first. OK, mom – you know what you have to do…again.

The Reincarnation of Peter Proud

Interesting concept and crappy dialogue befitting a cheaply made “supernatural thriller” in the Seventies. No brains get eaten. Move along, nothing to see here.