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Headache Horror

Posted in Misc. Horror with tags , , , , , on July 16, 2016 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

Head Trauma

George’s grandma passed away five years ago. Her house is being condemned and torn down to make way for Starbucks™. George, gone for 20 years, is a drifter with mental issues. He makes his way back to the vacant house and decides he’s gonna fix it up and live there. He’ll have to decorate with rainbows and wishing wells because HE’S BROKE.

Head Trauma

Soon after moving in, his butt sausage of a neighbor throws him off the porch and George smacks his head, and he starts “seeing” things. George’s visions take him back to that time in high school when he talked a drunk chick into getting into that tree house with him — 40 feet off the ground. It was cold back then, so he was wearing a parka. Connect the dots.

Head Trauma

Head Trauma (2006) sports pretty good – or “decent” –  production values for an indie-horror. But you/me/I have seen it before and the thrills aren’t really that thrilling. There is a good moment, though, when George punches his fat, bully neighbor right in the fat. That George is a short, balding and tubby tub himself means this was a victory for similar drifters with mental problems everywhere.

Screams On Demand

Posted in Aliens, Asian Horror, Asian Sci-Fi, Bigfoot, Classic Horror, Evil, Fantasy, Foreign Horror, Ghosts, Giant Monsters, Godzilla, Misc. Horror, Nature Gone Wild, Science Fiction, Scream Queens, Slashers, TV Vixens, UFOs, Vampires, Werewolves, Witches, Zombies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 26, 2015 by Drinkin' & Drive-in

Shudder

Happy to see Shudder™, a new horror/sci-fi channel, getting ready to make its gory debut. While no premier date is set in stone, I’m already making tweaks to the ass groove in my couch, because if it doesn’t suck, Shudder™ will get a lot of my butt time. Okay, that didn’t come out right.

Shudder™ is horror-on-demand and is reputed to work along the same model as Netflix™, the current reigning champ of movie streaming. Here’s a cool offering – as Shudder™ goes through beta testing (potential customer complaint glitches), if you give ‘em your e-mail address you could get a 60-day free trial. I’m no mathamagician, but I think that comes to two months thereabouts.

I only have one red flag at this time – they’ve broken down the horror/sci-fi into an ass groove of sub-genres. (See below.) Cute, but annoying. This is done on other streaming channels like Fright Pixs™, and it’s a pain to navigate as many of the same movies show up in different sub-categories. Talk about padding the bra.

Hopefully, though, Shudder™ will implement what is the most valuable feature every horror fan requires: Just Added. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve become hair-pullingly frustrated after fruitlessly trying to uncover new releases. (Disclaimer: indie horror as opposed to mainstream horror, which you can trip over walking out your door.)

Shudder

Better still would be if Shudder™ listed every movie on their website. Would make searching for my daily recommended requirement of depravity much easier.

Anyway, I’ll be among the first to jump on board as Netflix™, Amazon Prime™, M-Go™, Vudu™ and others are painfully weak in the horror/sci-fi department.

Here is Shudder’s™ sub-category listing… (More info at Sudder.com and their Facebook page dealie bob.)

• A-Horror

• Psychos and Madmen

• Identity Crises

• Socko Spoofs

• Into the Wild

• Comedy of Terrors

• Haunted Habitations

• Gross Anatomy

• Romantic Bloodsuckers

• Slashics

• Smart Slashers

• The Unblinking Eye: Diabolical Documentaries

• The Unraveling Mind

• Trapped

• Urban Decay

• Weird Science

• Zombie Jamboree

• Cult Masters: Euro Horror

• Foundations of Horror

• Hexes and Ooohs!

• Human Monsters and Serial Killers

• Monster Mash

• Possessions: The Devil Made Me Do It!

• Bad Genes and Killer Kids

• Not Your Ordinary Bloodsucker

• School’s Out… Forever

• Spectral Encounters