Fox Home Entertainment should be in the farming business as they’re experts at milking cash cows, i.e., Alien (1979), this time a re-re-re-release coming at you in a slick new art-y box packaged as a 35th Anniversary Edition with some re-purposed “extras” to get you to buy it again. (Goes on sale October 7, 2014. Price depends on which version you want. Warning – they have ‘em all.)
Dang. And now I’m about to buy into Alien again. (What the hell is wrong with me?) I bought the movie ticket. I bought the VHS. I bought the DVD. I bought the Blu-ray™. I bought the extended version w/deleted scenes. I bought the box set. I bought the limited edition Quadrilogy hi-def in-yer-Matrix box set. Crap, I could own my own Nostromo salvage vessel by now with all the money I’ve shelled out for this thing.
Here’s the other wallet-draining “jewels” you get with this version…
Special Features:
• Audio Commentary by Director Ridley Scott, Cast and Crew
• Audio Commentary by Ridley Scott (Theatrical Version Only)
• Introduction by Ridley Scott (Director’s Cut Only)
• Final Theatrical Isolated Score by Jerry Goldsmith
• Composers Original Isolated Score by Jerry Goldsmith
• Deleted and Extended Scenes
Collectibles:
• A reprint of the original Alien illustrated comic.
• All-new, collectible art cards as a tribute to the late H.R. Giger.
In case you forgot: “When the crew of the space-tug Nostromo responds to a distress signal from a barren planet, they discover a mysterious life form that breeds within human hosts. The acid-blooded extraterrestrial proves to be the ultimate adversary as crew members battle to stay alive and prevent the deadly creature from reaching Earth.”
I remember the first time I saw Alien in a movie theater. I didn’t blink once, even while shoveling fists full of hydrogenated oiled popcorn down my space yap. When the alien finally jumped out, I spontaneously, possibly willfully and symbolically crapped my pants. And this is why to this day I am not allowed back in the Admiral Theatre. (Not cool behavior for a teenager alledgedly house-broken since the sixth grade.)
Drinkin' & Drive-in 