The mysterious lady of the lake is a passably attractive redhead who seduces men by letting them snorkel in her sea grotto. Then kills them by vomiting in their mouths. Ick.
Cursed, killed and sentenced to spend her days chained to an anchor at the bottom of a lake-y grave, this water woman drew the ire of some guy back in ancient times by not doing it with him. (Probably had something to do with the fact he looks like a pumped-up Richard Simmons.)
Enter the nephew of a guy recently vomited on/in by the swimming siren. The strapping lad carelessly falls in love with her and she comes to him in his dreams, which turn out to be wet. She loves him for now, but in a week he’s fish food when the curse kicks in. There’s a demon in a red bathrobe, sword play, aqua zombies, soft-R humping, and some clumsy-yet-satisfying gore.
Lady of the Lake’s (1998) corny special effects help pass the time in-between bare boob shots. The acting, though, is all washed up.
