One Hell of a Heaven

Another Heaven

Twelve cops and one handsome detective discover a dead man in an apartment. His brain is missing. Someone says, “What smells so good?” and they look in a big pot on the stove and the man’s brain is in there, cooking away as if part of some mind stew. This causes all the police officers to synchronize vomit.

Another Heaven

The clues, however, point to a female murderer, a gal so strong she could rip the skullcap off a guy and yank out his thinker noodles. Soon, guys all over the city are losing their minds. (Heh.)

Another Heaven

As the hot leads heat up, the cops discover an entity, which they cleverly dub “Something,” is hopping from one female to the next, and playing with men’s gray matter. The handsome cop discovers that this entity is from Heaven, looking to have a bit of fun here on Earth. Seems Heaven is boring, what with all the goody-goody crap going on and nobody getting drunk.

Another Heaven

So “Something,” having fallen for the handsome cop, takes over the detective’s slutty girlfriend’s body. Problem is, a human host can only sustain being invaded for short periods of time, and “Something” has to get out when the human hotel dies.

Another Heaven

But slutty girlfriend, wise to game, allows the watery entity into her hot bod in order to protect the handsome cop whom she also  loves. Then she gets in a bathtub with a hair dryer. I would’ve chosen a rubber ducky and/or squeezy sponge.

Another Heaven

Another Heaven (aka, Anaza hevun/2000) is engrossing the way picking at an open wound is fun to do. Several clever twists and unintentionally comedic dubbed dialogue (one cop to another on the crime scene: “Okay, snoop for clues…”), and you have a snappy take on the whole good/evil thing.

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