Godzilla = Winzilla

Shin Godzilla

With a mere four Oscars™, the gore slasher flick La La Land (2016) has nothing on Shin Godzilla (2016), which stomped away with SEVEN Japan Academy Prizes in Tokyo on March 2, 2017.

Shin Godzilla

Besides pocketing over $72 million fun coupons, which converts to over eight BILLION yen, Shin Godzilla snagged the awards for Best Picture and Best Director. I should’ve been for nominated for Best Fan. Since Godzilla has so many awards, maybe he’ll let me have one. That, or scrunch me into sidewalk paste.

Shin Godzilla

And to make your day even better than it was before you read that last sentence, Shin Godzilla is releasing here in the States on March 22, 2017. There’s a plus and minus to this joyous news: Comicbook.com reports that it won’t contain English sub-titles. (Toho™, who owns every radioactive/copyrighted particle of Godzilla’s DNA, is notorious for this jerk maneuver.)

Shin Godzilla

However, Funimation™, located in Flower Mound, Texas (that town name sounds naughty for some reason), will be releasing Shin Godzilla with all the pronounceable bells and whistles in October of 2017. The price? Who cares? It’s Godzilla, man! Even at eight billion yen, it’ll still be a bargain.

2 Responses to “Godzilla = Winzilla”

  1. Oh, Heck Yeah!!
    Way to Go-Go Godzilla!

    Its about danged time Big G gets the official recognition he so richly deserves. Now, maybe, someone in Toho will let him direct.

    Oh. And Big Critter Fun-Fact about Flower Mound (you’re right–it does sound fairly naughty), Texas: In 1994, an amateur fossil hunter found a fossilized Hadrosaurid dinosaur in the shale southwest of town.
    Not exactly Godzilla but still a giant reptile . . .

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