Alien Bonehead

Alien

Can’t imagine what might augment my new Marin Shiitake™ coffee table from Crate & Barrel™ better than a three-foot long Xenomorph skull. Come to think of it, that skele-noggin would look great atop my Forsyth 3-Drawer Chest™ (with storage!) as well.

Too bad the NECAXenomorph skull won’t arrive in time for Christmas so someone could buy it as a gift instead of me shelling out earmarked trendy furniture money. But hey, it’ll make a nice St. Patrick’s Day present when it goes on sale in March 2017. No price yet, but you’ll have plenty ‘o time (is that an Irish saint?) to save up.

Xenomorph Skull

Here’s the juice…

NECA just announced that in March of 2017 they will be releasing a highly-detailed foam replica Xenomorph skull, which measures a massive 36” long and comes with a display stand for tabletop use or wall mounting.”

They go on to say that the hand-painted skull is “based on the deadly creatures from the classic Aliens 1986 movie.” There’s a drawback, though; the stand requires minor assembly. No need to call a bonded carpenter — instructions included. Can’t get much sweeter than that unless you poured Trader Joe’s™ Organic Cane Sugar on it.

Xenomorph Skull

I bet the Predator would like to get him some sweet alien head like this. Shoot, that didn’t come out right. So what? Head (heh) HERE to get your own skull.

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