Celebrity Sharks

Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens

You know when you hear the same joke too many times, it’s just not funny anymore? Put the upcoming Sharknado: The 4th Awakens in that category. Yeah, they’re doing YET ANOTHER one. And it’s not even about the sharks anymore, but rather a cameo showcase for a ton of generally unemployable celebrities. Kinda like Hollywood Squares with splatter.

Sharknado 4th goes like this: “The events takes place five years after the East Coast was ravaged in last summer’s Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) Fin, his family, and the cosmos have been blissfully sharknado-free in the intervening years, but now sharks – and ‘nados! – are being whipped up in places (and ways) least expected.”

Sounds like all they did was change the title.

Of the unending cast of consumables is Motley Crue’s Vince Neil (he quit his day job), Corey Taylor from Slipknot (he wears a mask as a career all the time – how do we know it’s the real Corey?), Gary Busey (still scarier than any shark that ever existed), and Cheryl Tiegs (old supermodels still need to work).

Sharknado: The 4th Awakens releases July 31, 2016. There’s still time for you to get a spot in the movie. Everybody else is doing it.

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