Godzilla’s Back

Ball's Pyramid

Came across this picture online the other day of a gigantic earth formation that’s being referred to as an old volcano in the South Pacific. Called Ball’s Pyramid (heh), it allegedly rose out of the sea seven million years ago and is 1,844 feet high off the coast of Australia.

Godzilla's back

Uh no, geology door knobs – it’s one of those pointy things that fell off Godzilla’s back after he rubbed up against humanity. How can we even take these so-called “experts” seriously when it’s clear from my 13 seconds of research it’s part of Godzilla’s sports outerwear?

The conclusive proof is in the photos, people.

Godzilla

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