Boy Scouts vs. Zombies
The trailer for Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse (arriving October 30, 2015) is pretty dang funny. There’s a moment where three teen boy scouts and a supermodel strip club cocktail waitress battle the undead, and one of the scouts stops to take selfies with a few prison zombies. Scout #1: “Stop agitating them.” Scout #2: “What – I need a profile pic…” I don’t know why that cracked me up.
The movie features zombie strippers, zombie boobs (“I touched ’em – I don’t think they were real…”), zombie cats, zombie classmates and metric tons of gore and splatter, all of which is served up big production high camp comedy style ala Zombieland (2009).
So the nerdy scouts, along with the “cocktail waitress,” take on a legion of the undead, using their skills to earn a myriad of scout badges, all in one night. Wonderin’ if a scout getting a lap dance from a zombie stripper falls into a scout badge category. Hey, if you want more recruits…