Workplace Vampires

Bloodsucking Bastards

A great metaphor for the corporate world, Bloodsucking Bastards, a new movie about vampire bosses in the workplace, is a horror comedy that bites a little too close to the bone for a lot of us dayjobbers. (Oh, hey – I just got my own joke. Sweet!)

Here’s how they do it…

Bloodsucking Bastards follows Evan Sanders, a dutiful employee stuck at a soul-killing corporation with his beautiful girlfriend Amanda and slacker best friend Tim. Evan’s world crumbles when Amanda dumps him and his boss hands his coveted promotion to his longtime nemesis.”

Bloodsucking Bastards

“As officemates start going through disturbing changes and bodies begin to pile up, Evan must find a way to stop the evil brewing amidst the cubicles, win back Amanda, and rescue his workplace pals before his life and career go from dead-end…to just dead.”

I know, not a lot to go on here. But the trailer is funnier than all get out, so check it out on that Internet dealie thing. BSB is looking at a Fall release on DVD, VOD and LOL.

Dwelling

No humor in the upcoming Dwelling (releasing sometime 2015). If the movie is as bleak as the trailer, then your life will be filled with some sort of, I don’t know, bleakness – at least for the 90 minutes you’re watching it.

And go: “A young couple deliberately moves into a haunted house to contact the other side. Their conduit for the supernatural, a painted black mirror, proves to contain a malevolent presence hell-bent on bringing harm to their new family.

I liked it better when they called it Poltergeist.

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