Mouthwash Horror

The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

The good news: The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) arrives in theaters and VOD on May 22, 2015. The bad news: The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) arrives in theaters and VOD on May 22, 2015.

If you saw The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)/2011, you know exactly what I mean. The Human Centipede 2 is one of the most vile, offensive, repulsive and hyper disgusting movies ever made. Barring any of those German doo doo porn flicks, I’m not sure there’s another movie out there that raises the bar further. (Feel free to chime in. But if you cite an example, everybody will know what a sicko you are. I’m exempt because I said so.)

The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

So how do they extend (sorry) the storyline and take it over the top even more? Behold…

“Under threats of termination by the Governor, Bully prison warden Bill Boss and his loyal right hand man Dwight comes up with a brilliant idea: a revolutionary idea which could change the American prison system for good and save billions of dollars. An idea based on the notorious Human Centipede movies, that will literally and figuratively get the inmates on their knees, creating the ultimate punishment and deterrent for anyone considering a life of crime. Having nothing to lose, Bill and Dwight create a jaw-dropping 500-person prison centipede.”

A 500-person human centipede. What’s next – an entire Third World country (possibly Germany) where they probably already do that anyway?

I need a gallon of mouthwash right this second.

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