A Blimey Werewolf

Crying Wolf

Stop me if you heard this: A bloodied guy bursts into a local pub and gasps, “There are werewolves outside…” OK, so that was me. I do that every time I go into a bar. Hey, if something works for me I stick with it.

But this is more or less the intro to Crying Wolf (in 3D no more or less), in limbo for a few years but promising to see light of day in 2015 (no specific full moon given).

Crying Wolf

A British dark comedy horror film, the plot tells the story of “strange and weird goings on in a little English village called Deddington. The unusual death of a young local girl by a rabid monster causes alarm and revulsion, before desperate reporters, crazy detectives and revenge seeking hunters descend on the scene.”

The trailer is loaded with spraying blood, slippery gore and a pile of funny lines. Examples: Werewolves? So do they turn in circles before they pee?” and “I hope you get neutered, motherf*ckers!”

Caroline Munro

What piques my interest even more is the appearance of legendary Hammer Horror Queen Caroline Munro, who at 66, is still one the hottest and sexiest starlets to ever almost show her boobs on screen. (See Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter / 1974 for a glimpse.)

A British werewolf. Sounds familiar. I must ponder this over a Guinness™ (or “Tall Lad”) at a local English pub out by the moors.

2 Responses to “A Blimey Werewolf”

  1. Munro looks fabulous for 66 *grinz*. Actually she really does. Crying Wolf sounds fun enough.

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