Invasion of the Undead

Invasion of the Undead is a YET ANOTHER zombie movie in a world that’s choking on zombie movies. Made possible via crowd-funding, Invasion arrives digitally March 3, 2015 and, after watching the trailer, brings absolutely nothing new to the table.

Not the filmmakers’ fault – with over one billion zombie movies released in the last five plus years, every spin on the genre has been swallowed and regurgitated so many times as to be bulimic. And does that matter to those of us who are die-hard flesh-eating fans? Not one bit. (Heh.)

So what’s Invasion of the Undead about? Chew on this: “A beautiful young woman gets more than she bargained for when she enlists the aid of two self-proclaimed paranormal exterminators to combat a monster infestation in her new home.”

Substitute “new home” for my neighborhood and “beautiful girl” for me, and you get my ongoing war with my douchebag neighbors who don’t know the meaning of the phrase, “Shut up or I’ll kill you with one punch to your stupid head.”

I wonder if I should set up a crowd-funding page to raise money for a bulldozer in order to do a little housing relocation for my relentlessly obnoxious neighbors?