Colorful Black and White Zombies

Aaah! Zombies!!

A military-made batch of experiment goo designed to make a super soldier ends up in some ice cream goo being served at a bowling alley. Once mixed with beer (it’s plausible – go with it), those who ingest the contaminated ice cream beer cones are turned into fully functional zombies with improved strength, glassy white eyes and severed body parts that continue to fully function.

Aaah! Zombies!!

Two hot chicks and their boyfriends become zombified. A military guy  shows up to explain their situation and is a zombie himself. Problem is, they don’t see themselves as the undead – but everybody else does. This makes them think everyone else is infected and not them. That’s bowling alley logic for you.

Aaah! Zombies!!

In their perspective everything’s in color, from glistening red cat blood all over one girl’s blouse), to the black shotgun hole in her boyfriend’s chest. To those not infected, everything’s in black and white and the kids are shambling zombies coming to eat skin hors d’oeuvres. And that’s just one of 27 clever and funny things about Aaah! Zombies!! (2007)

Aaah! Zombies!!

While the punchline sight gags keep the blood flowing, it’s the zombie bowling team that’ll split your gut. That, and the talking undead head in a bowling bag. Nice to finally see a zombie movie from the undead’s point of view, even if they put brains in a blender and drink it like a meal replacement shake.

Aaah! Zombies!!

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