Sharks, UFOs, Butchers, Ghosts

Raiders of the Lost Shark

Presented for your consideration are four new horror/sci-fi movie posters indicating the imminent arrival of four new horror/sci-fi movies. I like it when sentences come together like that.

These posters are important. The cooler the graphics, the likelier it is I’ll go see the movie. And by I’ll, I mean me.

Here we go: The first teaser poster for Raiders of the Lost Shark was so inept, it looked like an Art Institute™ final. Somebody got a clue and came up with something more VOD rental-inducing. Click here to see the super horrible icky crap first poster.

Hangar 10

Up next is Hangar 10, a new sci-fi offering that nicely nails the subject of UFOs and the threat of five-finger probing. Available November 7th, 2014, Hangar 10 goes like this: “33 years after the infamous Rendlesham Forest UFO incident, three metal detector enthusiasts hunting for Saxon gold in the same region capture incredible footage of UFOs whilst filming their expedition. As night falls the trio finds themselves facing a terrifying encounter with an unforgiving alien presence.” And by unforgiving, they probably mean five-finger probing.

Sendero

Sendero (aka, Path) is a Chilean horror movie with a meaty poster – literally. Looks like someone probed a meat-grinder. Here’s why: “Ana goes with some friends to a cabin located in a rural area of ​​Chile. After helping a badly injured woman on the road the group is kidnapped by a family who follows the orders of a power group in the region. To survive and escape they will have to resort to betrayal among themselves in an atmosphere of violence, abuse, and sadism.” Like I said, meaty.

Hollows Grove

Available October 21st, 2014, Hollows Grove looks to follow in the cookie cutter footsteps of the spate of recent paranomal/found footage film flicks. Behold: “A young filmmaker, Harold Maxwell, a young filmmaker, is shooting a behind-the-scenes documentary about his friends – the Spirit and Paranormal Investigation Team, (S.P.I.T) and their ghost hunting reality show. They set out to film Hollows Grove, an old, abandoned and supposedly haunted orphanage. Soon after arriving at the orphanage the team begins to realize that what they thought would be a routine investigation is turning in to a nightmare from which they can’t escape.”

Hollows Grove is making me crave cookies for some reason.

One Response to “Sharks, UFOs, Butchers, Ghosts”

  1. Gary Getcha Says:

    Sendero and Hallow’s Grove looks promising.

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