Blood-Soaked Lingerie

Blood Orgy of the She-Devils

Queen Mara is so hammy she should work in a deli. This over-acting/over-enunciating/over-mascara applying witch leader of a coven (consisting of nearly dressed supermodels) holds drum-accompanied stabbing rituals, yells out her spells and commands demons to do her bidding. I do the same thing while drunk, but don’t wear nearly as much makeup as she does. Except that ONE TIME.

Blood Orgy of the She-Devils

Anyway, Queen Mara is hell-bent on exacting revenge for hundreds of years of witch burnings. She employs voodoo to facilitate said retribution. And she can channel the Indian spirit of Tonka Trucka, or whatever his name is, as well as another entity called Jennifer.

Blood Orgy of the She-Devils

At least that’s what it sounded like; I kept falling asleep as this movie is seriously boring and fails to hold interest due to the She-Devil supermodels failure to discard superfluous clothing during their blood-letting rituals.

Blood Orgy of the She-Devils

Even though the admittedly cool titled Blood Orgy of the She-Devils “cult” movie was made in 1972 and has more cheese than a store that sells cheese, I expected a lot more from Ted V. Mikels, the guy who gave us The Corpse Grinders (1971) and the tremendously flavorful The Worm-Eaters (1977). Sigh.

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