Yet Another Gate To Hell

The Gates of Hell, Pt. II: Dead Awakening

The Gates of Hell, Pt. II: Dead Awakening (1988). You mean to tell me there’s another Gate to Hell that isn’t the door to my apartment building?

An occultist group called the Darkness of Death (a lot of thought went into that one) resurrect a creature that’s been laying dormant for Centuries. (More like hiding out of sheer embarrassment.) They do this by opening the Gate to Hell, which looks more like the Screen Door to Hell.

The Gates of Hell, Pt. II: Dead Awakening

The cult members are guys you’d likely see emptying your garbage cans, but with sunglasses. When the demon finally shows up during the movie’s last two minutes, it looks like he put a plastic mixing bowl on his head and stood under a heat lamp. And his voice is so reverb-y it sounds like he’s talking into or out of an empty Del Monte Corn™ can.

This thing is so horrendous, it makes Bloodthirst: Legend of the Chupacabras (2003) look like The Da Vinci Code (2006).

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