Getting Head From Monsters

The Monster of Piedras Blancha

There’s a prehistoric biped sea creature that’s terrorizing the “nothing ever happens here” Piedras Blanchas coastal town with not one Spanish person living there. The monster may look like a man in a rubber suit, but that’s probably because you take drugs.

The Monster of Piedras Blancha

Deducing the beast “came from the bottom of the ocean,” a handsome young educated dude, who’s been mackin’ on the hot young daughter of the grizzled lighthouse keeper whose been feeding the monster, is leading the charge to capture the anomaly for scientific and/or profit purposes.

When the free food stops, the monster has no choice but to venture further into town and decapitate whoever looks like food, which is EVERYONE.

The Monster of Piedras Blanchas

You never see the beheadings (heck, most the time the creature is just casting shadows and making hungry stomach noises). But the movie’s best – and most infamous – moment comes when the thing wanders through town holding a fresh, butcher cut noggin.

The Monster of Piedras Blanchas

The Monster of Piedras Blanchas (1959) has more talk than action, which is still more exciting than the showdown at the lighthouse. (Three enter, two leave – over the side.) Still, for your drug-induced entertainment, a man in a rubber suit!

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