Aliens vs. Rednecks

Altered

Fifteen years ago some young boys were out hunting and ran into some aliens wanting to play “probe the redneck.” Thankfully, they don’t show this. Now potty-mouthed adults with mullets and guns, they manage to track and trap one o’ them gol’durn aliens and make him pay for killing one of their friends and messing up the mind of another.

Altered

They wrap it in tarp, bind it in chains and put a welder’s mask on it so that its thought beams can’t shoot out and get you. They bring the alien to the house of the sole abductee survivor for a little R&R (revenge and retribution). It’s here this entertaining film turns up the fun volume.

Altered

If the alien bites you, you’re cooked. Literally. Like a Komodo dragon, the infected wound eats you up from the inside until you’re begging for someone to put a bullet in your rotting face. The best scene comes when one of the aliens plays tug-of-war with human intestines still attached.

Altered

Loosely based on the TRUE Travis Walton UFO incident in 1975 where Travis was actually sucked into a UFO (OK, that didn’t sound right), Altered (2006) is as taut as a stretched intestine. Though it was directed by one of the people behind The Blair Witch Project (1999), one of the worst horror movies of all time and space, Altered, with an alien that seems to like Earth bathrooms, is a probing good time.

Altered

One Response to “Aliens vs. Rednecks”

  1. “The Blair Witch Project (1999), one of the worst horror movies of all time and space” That covers a lot of territory. And judging from what I’ve read here, you have seen plenty of the worst!

    I kind of liked the unintentional comedy of the Blair Witch leaving little twig and string folk art pieces around. Its like those kids were being stalked by Martha Stewart.

    Altered looks like a fun time. I’ll have to check it out.

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