Big Hair Horror

Exte: Hair Extensions

You know that shudder you get when you find a hair in your Jell-O™? OK, multiply that by one hundred million and you get Exte: Hair Extensions (2006), a freakishly odd Asian horror movie about possessed hair.

Exte: Hair Extensions

A female corpse shows up in a huge freight container packed full of black hair. She has surgical scars and, besides missing her own hair, is also coming up short of inner organs. This is another in a string of unsolved murders in which numerous young girls have been killed alive for their inner workings.

Exte: Hair Extensions

But what the cops can’t figure out is why each has no hair. The coroner might be able to tell you, but he’s too busy indulging in his hair fetish, and has a new toy with the stolen corpse as her hair keeps growing and growing. And not just out of her head. Eyes, nostrils, fingernails… Am I forgetting any other orifices? Hair pours out of these portals.

Exte: Hair Extensions

This gives him enough to trim and sell to the local salons, who pay good money for human hair to use as wigs and extensions. One of the salon gals gets the new tresses and the hair goes evil on her, sprouting like black spaghetti gone wild. The coroner, waist deep, literally backstrokes in all the hair his corpse keeps growing – and he’s getting happier and weirder by the minute.

Exte: Hair Extensions

The corpse wants revenge and her hair back. The cops want to arrest somebody. All these elements come together in one of the hairiest scenes filmed. And the coroner? Let’s just say he’s about to have a really bad hair day and wig out. Heh.

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