Craptacular Werewolves

Blood of the Werewolf

Blood of the Werewolf (2001) is a trio of zero-budget tales, each involving a werewolf and each sucking harder than the one before it.

You know you ordered a turd sandwich with all the trimmings when the first scene opens and it’s the director’s friends as your “actors” and the music soundtrack is the band that rehearses in the garage next door.

Blood of the Werewolf

The werewolves (and I use the term loosely) look like they were made of wet clay and dog hair sweepings. The dialogue appears to have been written by a comatose patient on life support. And how dare you put two lesbians in a movie and not have them rub each other?

As punishment, those involved with this crap-o-rama should be forced to watch it for all eternity.

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