Multi-lingual Parasite

Parasite X

I am SO confused. More so than usual, it seems. The French horror/sci-fi thrill-a-second Dead Shadows (2012) with English sub-titles is being released in Japan as Parasite X. And the movie over-borrows like Congress from the Canadian zombie horror moving picture show Rabid (1977).

Since everybody’s sticking their weenie in the campfire, I’m gonna release it myself in Antarctica with Taiwan subtitles under the name of Icky Body Worms, with all profits being donated to ME.

Dead Shadows

Dead Shadows/Parasite X/Icky Body Worms goes a little something like this: “Tonight, a new comet is going to appear and everyone in an apartment building are getting ready for a party to celebrate the event. There’s even an apocalypse theory going around. As the night falls, Chris starts to discover that people are acting strange – and it seems to somehow be connected to the comet.

People are becoming disoriented and violent and it doesn’t take long before they start mutating into something from beyond this world. In a fight for survival, Chris has to try to escape from his building with the help from some other tenants – but will they make it out alive?”

Rabid

My hope is that no one makes it out of the building alive. Cynical, I know. But I don’t watch horror movies for happy endings. I go to a massage parlor for that. You know, to help me get rid of my…ICKY BODY WORMS.

Now THAT’S product placement.

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