Time Traveling Sister

Seven years after the unfortunate incident with time travel and a passenger jet engine falling on her brother, Donnie Darko’s sister Samantha goes on a road trip with her girlfriend. Both are so hot, you could fry eggs on their hotness.

Their car breaks down in Utah, where they meet boys and stay to party.  Samantha also meets a mentally war-wounded guy suspected of the abduction of a local kid for pervert purposes. He tells her the Earth will end in a few days. For him, maybe.

But this is Samantha Darko, which means that like her bro, time folds over on itself, allowing tragic events to be re-purposed, kinda like recycling. There’s a regular Samantha, a future Samantha, a wicked car wreck that happens twice, meteors (called “tesseracts,” whatever those are), a church guy who has a weakness for the flesh, a bit of time traveling, and that freaky skull bunny from Donnie Darko (2001).

Oh, and there’s a windmill. And not just your standard windmill. This one explodes. That’s important to the plot. The rest of S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale (2009) was ridiculously confusing and surreal. But since Samantha and her girlfriend were/are/will be so hot, I can overlook plot holes the size of Utah.