Time Traveling Sister

S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale

Seven years after the unfortunate incident with time travel and a passenger jet engine falling on her brother, Donnie Darko’s sister Samantha goes on a road trip with her girlfriend. Both are so hot, you could fry eggs on their hotness.

S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale

Their car breaks down in Utah, where they meet boys and stay to party.  Samantha also meets a mentally war-wounded guy suspected of the abduction of a local kid for pervert purposes. He tells her the Earth will end in a few days. For him, maybe.

S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale

But this is Samantha Darko, which means that like her bro, time folds over on itself, allowing tragic events to be re-purposed, kinda like recycling. There’s a regular Samantha, a future Samantha, a wicked car wreck that happens twice, meteors (called “tesseracts,” whatever those are), a church guy who has a weakness for the flesh, a bit of time traveling, and that freaky skull bunny from Donnie Darko (2001).

S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale

Oh, and there’s a windmill. And not just your standard windmill. This one explodes. That’s important to the plot. The rest of S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale (2009) was ridiculously confusing and surreal. But since Samantha and her girlfriend were/are/will be so hot, I can overlook plot holes the size of Utah.

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