Bigfoot – Happy Entrails To You

Bigfoot – Beyond The Lost Coast Tapes

Dang it. I hate when sequels come out to movies I haven’t seen yet, as is the case for The Lost Coast Tapes (2012), a horror movie about a murder-minded Sasquatch with fur of doom.

Now, seemingly a few short months later, comes Bigfoot – Beyond The Lost Coast Tapes. It comes out sometime in 2013, which still may give me time to get caught up, because I have it on my “who Bigfoot killed today” list.

The Lost Coast Tapes

To get you caught up, in The Lost Coast Tapes a “Bigfoot hunter” claims to possess the body of a dead Sasquatch. To gum things up, a disgraced investigative journalist stakes his comeback – and the lives of his documentary film crew – on proving the find to be a hoax. What a dick.

As briefly mentioned, I haven’t seen The Lost Coast Tapes yet, but I am crossing something in hopes that Bigfoot opens everyone’s torsos like a Christmas present, then decorates the forest in festive entrails.

I can only speculate as to what goes down in Bigfoot – Beyond The Lost Coast Tapes. Hopefully, Pine cones will be shoved in places where there were no pine cones before. That’d be fun to watch, but, like, not to experience.

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