Zombie A-Hole

Zombie A-Hole

I knew zombies lacked certain social graces, but outside of them always wanting to bite my face off and eat what’s left of my brains, I wouldn’t necessarily call them a-holes. Apparently, someone thinks otherwise and has even made a horror movie titled Zombie A-Hole. (If you don’t know what an a-hole is, you’re either sitting on one or next to one.)

Described as “Planet Terror meets Sin City meets The Good The Bad & The Ugly” (meets all the daily recommended requirements of blood, boobs and Clint Eastwood), Zombie A-Hole looks to be the grind house flick of the year. And if you aren’t planning on having a zombie eat your face off, you can pick it up on DVD on August 21, 2012. (Amazon.com is taking pre-orders as we speak.)

Zombie A-Hole

Here’s what someone – and I don’t total rekall who – told me about the plot: “Zombies exist, and a whole underworld of nasty beings is hinted at. Need a little magik (that”s magic with a k) to help you out? No problem! Stop over at Voodoo Bob’s trailer and pick yourself up something nice. Shrunken heads? Hell, he’s got a whole shrunken man!”

Zombie A-Hole

“This is the story of a religious cowboy, a lost soul, and a beautiful grease monkey fixing to exact bloody vengeance on the same son-of-a-bitch. He’s a low-down, dirty, disgusting, depraved, sadistic, psychotic, hell bent, grade F, Zombie A-Hole and he ain’t gonna know what hit him!”

I heartily approve, though I think you’re being an a-hole if you spell magic with a “k.” It’s one of many things that bug the A outta my hole.

One Response to “Zombie A-Hole”

  1. Wow, that zombie *is* an a-hole–he stole his look from Terror, the Marvel Comics zombie/hit-man star of Terror, Inc.! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terror_Inc.

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