Suicide Tree – Ripe For Picking


Hollow is an interesting word. It accurately describes every beer bottle I’ve ever sucked dry. Cans, too. Uncanny. (Heh.) It also describes the space between a lot of ears. And it’s the title of a Goth horror thriller, releasing third on video and VOD the week of September, 2012. (I don’t know what time of day. I hope that didn’t f’up your internal hollowness.)


Hollow is anything but: “An old monastery in a small, remote village in Suffolk, England that has been haunted by a local legend for centuries. Left in ruin and shrouded by the mystery of a dark spirit that wills young couples to suicide, the place has been avoided for years, marked only by a twisted, ancient tree with an ominous hollow said to be the home of great evil. When four friends on holiday explore the local folklore, they realize that belief in a myth can quickly materialize into reality, bringing horror to life for the town.”


I bet the “great evil” is an invisible fart spirit. Sorry – wishing out loud again. To do anything less would seem like such a…hollow…gesture. Heh.

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