Zombie Summer Camp

Camp St. Zombie

It’s almost like a recipe for cookies – one part summer camp, one part church and one part face-eating zombie. And while we’re in the kitchen, might as we’ll ransack the cupboards and throw in ten gallons of gore, a heaping of dark humor, and some raisins, which are mummified grapes.

Mix together and serve as Camp St. Zombie, an indie still-in-production horror/comedy hybrid. Whether we get to see it or not is another topic for discussion as the film, being financed on Kickstarter.com [click HERE to donate], has a way to go before they can slap an R-rating sticker on it. As of this blah-blah-blooging, there are 38 days left to help make Camp St. Zombie happen.

If it does happens, Camp St. Zombie will be about St. Lazarus, a camp for wayward children run by the catholic church. (And you thought Camp Crystal Lake was a death trap?) According to the press release: “two inept military soldiers dump a barrel of toxic waste into the lake and the children begin mutating into flesh-hungry zombies. Now a young priest and the rest of the camp counselors must defend themselves against a horde of undead children.” And I for one hope flesh gets consumed by the barrel full.

Nudist Camp Zombie Massacre

If Camp St. Zombie doesn’t happen, there’s always Nudist Camp Zombie Massacre/2011 (blood, monsters, aliens, vampires, zombies and naked people) and Zombie Cheerleading Camp/2007 (flesh-eating cheerleaders with bloody pom-poms).

I wish the summer camp I went to as a kid had zombies and naked cheerleaders. Then I’d be a much more emotionally balanced person and more open with my feelings and such.

Zombie Cheerleading Camp

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