Elvira’s Enhanced Hills

Elvira's Haunted HillsElvira’s Haunted Hills, the prominently buxom Mistress of the Dark’s second movie feature (2001), was just released (October 4, 2011) in an enhanced version. There’s a joke in there somewhere. Other “enhancements” include a making-of featurette, a pretty funny commentary track from the main cast, a few outtakes, and a photo gallery showcasing plunging cleavage, all of which looks like my vacation shots of the Grand Canyon.

Elvira's Haunted HillsElvira’s Haunted Hills is a slight re-telling of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988), but placed in the future past. (I know, don’t ask.) An 1851 Carpathian Count mistakes Elvira, who is on her way to Paris to star in the “Yes, I Can-Can” dance revue, for his long-gone mattress mate, and looks to hook up. This makes the Count’s ghost wife, who looks exactly like Elvira (what are the odds?) vengefully upset. A slapstick comedy dressed (barely) as a horror movie, there are one million one-liners, half of which are about boobs. I LOL’d at every single one of them. I know they were dumb, but I just couldn’t help myself.

Now that I got that off my chest…

Elvira's Haunted Hills

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